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History Has Its Thighs On You Kids Hoodie

Description: George Washington was known for his horsemanship, and (according to several biographers) for his amazingly muscular thighs. Whether you're belting Hamilton lyrics or reading old thigh-happy biographies of Washington, wearing this in public is sure to be an interesting social experiment.

Tags: funny history, george washington, hamiltonmusical, horse riding, horseback riding
Facts Are Stubborn Things - John Adams Kids Hoodie

Description: This famous quote from John Adams is perfect for history lovers who feel like they're living in the Upside Down.

Tags: american history, american history lovers, american revolution, facts matter, founding father
The Adams Family - John & Abigail Adams Kids Hoodie

Description: Those lovebirds John Adams and Abigail Adams may not be creepy and kooky, but... Actually, John was pretty kooky come to think of it, and their house IS a museum. And you'll be a scream showing off your love of America's favorite founding family, however you spell it.

Tags: abigail adams, addams family, american history, american history lovers, founding father
Facts Are Stubborn Things - John Adams (Version 3) Kids Hoodie

Description: This design is perfect for the history lover who feels like they're living in the Upside Down. Though John Adams didn't invent this famous quote, he famously used it in 1770 when he defended British soldiers for their role in the Boston Massacre, saying "Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

Tags: founding fathers, american revolution, president, history, history buff
Hello Billy Possum Kids Hoodie

Description: Championed as the successor to the Teddy Bear, the Billy Possum was a stuffed toy inspired by a famous possum dinner honoring William Howard Taft. Somehow, Billy Possum did not replace the teddy bear in the hearts of the nation's children, but the story of the wild efforts to promote this toy did make for one of our favorite episodes.

Tags: american history, history, history teacher gift, possums, presidents
Sit Down John Adams Kids Hoodie

Description: Founding father John Adams gets no respect, especially in musicals like 1776 and Hamilton.

Tags: history teacher gift, history lover, history buff, declaration of independence, 1776
The Adams Family - John and Abigail Adams Kids Hoodie

Description: The O.G. Adams family was John and Abigail Adams, and their passion for each other was just as strong as Gomez and Morticia's. American history meets the macabre, and the Adams family meets the Addams family.

Tags: abigail adams, adams family, addams family, american history, founding fathers
The Manhattan Company - Pure and Wholesome Water You Can Bank On Kids Hoodie

Description: An obscure reference to the scurrilous Burr! In 1799, New York City needed clean water and Aaron Burr needed money and power, so he convinced Alexander Hamilton to help him charter The Manhattan Company—a water company that would bring "pure and wholesome water" to lower Manhattan. Buried in the charter's language was a clause allowing it to use its excess funds for anything it wanted, which let Burr create a bank that helped his Democratic-Republican Party win the Election of 1800 and went on to become the powerful Chase Manhattan Bank.

Tags: manhattan bank, us history, history, alexander hamilton, new york history
Hamilton Gremlins - Raise A Glass To The Four Of Us Kids Hoodie

Description: Hamilton meets Gremlins in this revolutionary design that brings a whole new batch of fun to Broadway with these young, furry, and hungry revolutionaries. Speaking of hungry, if they ask for food after midnight...say no to this if you want to tell the story of tonight.

Tags: alexander hamilton, gizmo, gremlins, gremlins 2, hamilton
Sometimes Absolutely Mad - John Adams Kids Hoodie

Description: Benjamin Franklin referred to John Adams as "always an honest man, often a great one, but sometimes absolutely mad." And honestly, who can't relate to that?

Tags: american history, american history lovers, american revolution, founding father, founding fathers
George Washington's Dogs Kids Hoodie

Description: George Washington has a well-earned reputation for being a bit stuffy, but he definitely found humor in giving his dogs names like Vulcan, Venus, Truelove, Drunkard, and Sweetlips. We'd like to imagine those awkward moments when George hollered, "Come here, Sweetlips!" and Martha and the dog both turned around.

Tags: mount vernon, dogs, george washington american president, george washington, american history lovers

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