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The John Adams Diet Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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President John Adams lived to be 90 years old and was just as fat, sassy, and brilliant as ever (aside from the fact he was nearly blind and completely toothless). By taking lessons from his life and his founding dad bod, you too can be just as obnoxious and disliked as he was.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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