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The John Adams Diet Tote

$23
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President John Adams lived to be 90 years old and was just as fat, sassy, and brilliant as ever (aside from the fact he was nearly blind and completely toothless). By taking lessons from his life and his founding dad bod, you too can be just as obnoxious and disliked as he was.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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