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History Has Its Thighs On You Crewneck Sweatshirt

$29

Color: Black

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George Washington was known for his horsemanship, and (according to several biographers) for his amazingly muscular thighs. Whether you're belting Hamilton lyrics or reading old thigh-happy biographies of Washington, wearing this in public is sure to be an interesting social experiment.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with a twill neckline and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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