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History Has Its Thighs On You Pillow

$25
  • History Has Its Thighs On You Pillow by Plodding Through The Presidents
  • History Has Its Thighs On You by Plodding Through The Presidents
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George Washington was known for his horsemanship, and (according to several biographers) for his amazingly muscular thighs. Whether you're belting Hamilton lyrics or reading old thigh-happy biographies of Washington, wearing this in public is sure to be an interesting social experiment.

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

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